Things I never thought I’d have to say

As a parent you sometimes say things you never thought you would have to say. So I thought I would start a new series here on the blog. My favorite from the past is, “stop licking the outlets.”

Today I had to say three new ones all to the same kid. Feel free to guess which one. 🙂

“Stop eating styrofoam.”

“What are you eating now, oh a plastic fork!”

“Stop putting the silverware behind the couch.”