Category: Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes XIV

Ezra, “mom, soon we’re going to have another baby.”Me, “what? How?”Ezra, “I don’t know. It’s just happening to me.”Me, “oh, do you know what you’re having?”Ezra, “a kitty.” Asteroids are purple, sparkly, and have lights. – Ezra That’s your yoga mat? It’s huge. (Pause) that’s because you’re huge! – Ezra It was from the olden…




Funny Quotes XIII

“My muscles aren’t bigger than yours, they are just more potent than yours.” Ezra to Noah Ezra shouting, “mom, what’s that thing making the noise?” Me, “the blender.” Ezra shouting, “the blender is losing the quiet game.” More crashes means more scratches. Ezra’s words of wisdom. “Noah, did you know dirt is allergic to me?”…




Funny Quotes XII

E, “Mommy, said we can go to the park!” N, “What’s that?” E – describes the playground. N, “Oh the park, I thought you said Ark – the thing I built.” “If you don’t share I won’t come to your birthday party!” Said one twin to the other. (thinking it was Noah to Ezra) Abby…




Funny Quotes XI

“The sun is really hot. If I sit on the sun it will burn my booty.” – Ezra Ezra, “can I have corn cheese?” Me, “what are you talking about?” Ezra, “you said corn cheese!” Me, “oh I said no more cheese.” Out of context Ezra, “I’m giving the chicks some weed.” More out of…




Funny Quotes X

“I have the hook-ups.” both boys say this when they have hiccups. “My finger is all rumbly.” Ezra “Rumbly?” Me “yea the water did that.” Ezra “Wrinkly!” Me Ezra, “mommy I don’t know how to sleep.” Me, “well you start by closing your eyes and mouth.” Ezra, “but they keep popping open.” “Duty calls!” –…




Funny Quotes – IX

I told Noah to let me know if he needed help. Then I over hear Ezra, “I’ll help you as a tattletale!” Ezra talking about the cats, “they are great at pooping and they are great sleeping.” Noah, “There are two of Micah and Judah and there are two of us!” Matt, “Yep, they are…




Funny Quotes – VIII

This is how Noah introduced himself to a stranger at the park: Hi I’m Noah. That’s my daddy his name is daddy. That’s my brother he hits me a lot. “Oh daddy, you’re making fire trucks! Yippy skippy!” Ezra “Mommy it’s kinda of dark out.” -Ezra “Yea it’s going to be cloudy and cooler the…




Funny Quotes VII

“my tongue is a really good licker, he licks everything.” – Ezra The boys were wanting to plan their birthday cakes today and I said, “I was thinking of making firetruck cakes. Would that be good?” Them, “yes!” Me, “What flavor would you like?” Ezra, “firetruck!” Me, “what would you like the firetruck to taste…




Funny Quotes – VI

(Found this in the drafts folder, guess we forgot to publish. It’s from March – so you can have an idea of age.) “can i be a fire fighter?” Ezra “yes you can” me “You can be a fire fighter when you’re old.” Noah “There’s cars in our way we need a siren.” – Noah…




Sweet moments gone toddler

Growing up Noah and I (matt) are cuddling on the couch. Noah: Daddy, when i grow up, i want to be like you… Me: Aww thanks dude Noah: Then i will be like Rexy (Their 5′ tall pink inflatable dinosaur) Me: Umm Okay. Noah: Then I will grow up more, and be like Noah. Me: That’s a…



Funny Quotes – V

“I need milk for my mouth.” – Noah Me “Noah where’s your banana?” him, “it’s in my tummy.” me realizing I didn’t ask the correct question, “where’s your banana peel?” (You have to keep track of those things!) “Noah catch me the soccer ball.” – Ezra (he meant throw, but he uses a lot of…



Funny Quotes – IV

Wow it has been a long time without a post about the silly things the boys say! Hope this brings a smile to your face. 🙂 There is a key that doesn’t work on the piano. Ezra, “Daddy needs change batteries.” “More shopping and then Death.” – Ezra (halloween display featuring Death at the grocery…



Funny quotes 3

Ezra says to Noah, while both are riding laps in the house on bikes: “Hey Noah, go fast, go really really fast. It’s easy!” Noah while in time out: “Noah, clean up this mess right now!”  (yes, he made a mess, but glad he wasn’t cutting himself any slack. “28, 29, 2010, 2011, 2012…” –…




Conversations from the back seat

Ezra singing the abc’s, “…lmno yellow red…” “Ezra needs food.” shouting over and over, of course. “no choking Noah.”- Ezra